Milk Milk Lemonade » your mom http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Ugly http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/31/ugly/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/31/ugly/#comments Sun, 31 Jan 2010 17:00:59 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=269 U-G-L-Y You ain’t got no alibi you ugly what what you ugly
M-A-M-A How you think you got that way yo mama what what yo mama
-Laurence Holliman, Mound Bayou, MS
Circa elementary school

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Your mother will faint.
Your father will fall in a bucket of paint.
Your sister will cry.
Your brother will die.
And grandma won’t bake an apple pie.

We said this in elementary school in Spokane, Washington back in the 70’s – Leann, Washington:

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/23/aint/feed/ 3 Yo Mama http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/21/yo-mama/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/21/yo-mama/#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:00:23 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=244 Ain’t yo mama pretty
She got meatballs on her titties
She got bacon and eggs between her legs
Oh, ain’t yo mama pretty

I took her to a party
She turned around and farted
I asked her why she did it
She turned around and shitted

-Katie Gentry, Green Bay, WI
Circa My mom taught me this when I was 7

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your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit
your daddy’s in jail
your brother’s in hell
your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale
-Mike, Idaho

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she got meatballs on her titty.
I took her to a party,
she turned around and farted.
I asked her why she did it,
she turned around and shitted.

Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984

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I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant

Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit!
Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit!
(name of fraternity) is the best frat
All the other’s suck
(fraternity name 2 x)
RAH RAH FUCK!!!
-DJ

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/26/fraternity-chant-2/feed/ 0 Yankee Doodle and your mom http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/yankee-doodle-and-your-mom/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/yankee-doodle-and-your-mom/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:21:45 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=146 Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on your mother
Every time they hit a bump
You got another brother
-Martin Bargetz, Bellingham, WA

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/yankee-doodle-and-your-mom/feed/ 1 Shut up! http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/shut-up/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/shut-up/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:54:03 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=98 I dont shut up,
I throw up,
and your mother comes around the corner
and licks it up!
-Wormy, Florida

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/shut-up/feed/ 0 Ranks http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/ranks/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/ranks/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:19:45 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=25 1) One rank out deserves another between your legs hangs your mother.

2) You ranked me out I must confess but in your mouth my dick may rest.
-Thomas S. (AKA Dutchman), NY

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