U-G-L-Y You ain’t got no alibi you ugly what what you ugly M-A-M-A How you think you got that way yo mama what what yo mama -Laurence Holliman, Mound Bayou, MS Circa elementary school
U-G-L-Y You ain’t got no alibi you ugly what what you ugly M-A-M-A How you think you got that way yo mama what what yo mama -Laurence Holliman, Mound Bayou, MS Circa elementary school
Don’t say “ain’t”. Your mother will faint. Your father will fall in a bucket of paint. Your sister will cry. Your brother will die. And grandma won’t bake an apple pie. We said this in elementary school in Spokane, Washington back in the 70’s – Leann, Washington:
Ain’t yo mama pretty She got meatballs on her titties She got bacon and eggs between her legs Oh, ain’t yo mama pretty I took her to a party She turned around and farted I asked her why she did it She turned around and shitted -Katie Gentry, Green Bay, WI Circa My mom taught [...]
Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit your daddy’s in jail your brother’s in hell your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale -Mike, Idaho
Ain’t your mama pretty, she got meatballs on her titty. I took her to a party, she turned around and farted. I asked her why she did it, she turned around and shitted. Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984
I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit! Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit! (name of fraternity) is the best frat All the other’s suck (fraternity name [...]
Yankee Doodle went to town Riding on your mother Every time they hit a bump You got another brother -Martin Bargetz, Bellingham, WA
I dont shut up, I throw up, and your mother comes around the corner and licks it up! -Wormy, Florida
1) One rank out deserves another between your legs hangs your mother. 2) You ranked me out I must confess but in your mouth my dick may rest. -Thomas S. (AKA Dutchman), NY