Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on your mother
Every time they hit a bump
You got another brother
-Martin Bargetz, Bellingham, WA
Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on your mother
Every time they hit a bump
You got another brother
-Martin Bargetz, Bellingham, WA
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a turtle turned the corner just in time to see a ladies girdle
-Reed, Wyoming
Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a rocket
stuck a feather up his butt
and called it Hershey chocolate
-Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN
Yankee Doodle went to town
riding on a heater
accidentally turned it on
and burnt his little peter.
-Zachery D., Rockhall MD