Comet does lots!

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by admin

Comet, it makes your mouth turn green
Comet, it tastes like kerosene
Comet, it makes you vomit
So go get some Comit and vomit today
-A. Robbins, Oklahoma

Tags: parody, products, vomit

Goodies from the UK

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

some of these are gloriously rude!
(to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean)
my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin,
my 2-skin lies over my 3
my 3-skin lies over my foreskin,
so pull back my foreskin for me.
pull back, pull back,
pull back my foreskin for me, for me
pull back, pull back,
oh pull back my foreskin for me.
—–
there [...]

Tags: balls, boobs, boogers, butt, death, dog, foreskin, lamb, limerick, mary, pee, penis, poop, sex, uk, vomit

Shut up!

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

I dont shut up,
I throw up,
and your mother comes around the corner
and licks it up!
-Wormy, Florida

Tags: comeback, vomit, your mom

More gopher guts

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
mutiliated monkey meat
dirty little birdy’s feet
lukewarm vomit floatin’ down the avenue
don’t you wish you had a spoon…. or even a straw
-S. Edmonds, Larned, KS

Tags: guts, monkey, vomit

Regurgitate

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

A cheerleader chant
Regurgitate!
Regurgitate!
You throw up everything you ate!
You vomit
You vomit
Yaaaaaaaaay vomit!!!!
-M. Whited, Texas
Circa mid-1960s

Tags: cheer, vomit

When I’m Dead…

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

When I’m dead burry me, hang my balls on a cherry tree.
When they’re ripe, take a bite, don’t blame me if you puke all night.
-Simon Chan

Tags: balls, cherry tree, death, vomit