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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Comet does lots!

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by admin

Comet, it makes your mouth turn green Comet, it tastes like kerosene Comet, it makes you vomit So go get some Comit and vomit today -A. Robbins, Oklahoma

Goodies from the UK

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

some of these are gloriously rude! (to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean) my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin, my 2-skin lies over my 3 my 3-skin lies over my foreskin, so pull back my foreskin for me. pull back, pull back, pull back my foreskin for me, for me pull back, […]

Shut up!

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

I dont shut up, I throw up, and your mother comes around the corner and licks it up! -Wormy, Florida

More gopher guts

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts mutiliated monkey meat dirty little birdy’s feet lukewarm vomit floatin’ down the avenue don’t you wish you had a spoon…. or even a straw -S. Edmonds, Larned, KS

Regurgitate

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

A cheerleader chant Regurgitate! Regurgitate! You throw up everything you ate! You vomit You vomit Yaaaaaaaaay vomit!!!! -M. Whited, Texas Circa mid-1960s

When I’m Dead…

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

When I’m dead burry me, hang my balls on a cherry tree. When they’re ripe, take a bite, don’t blame me if you puke all night. -Simon Chan

 
 
 

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