My friend Billy had a ten foot willy And he showed it to the girl next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And now it’s only four foot four. -A. Nonymous, London England
My friend Billy had a ten foot willy And he showed it to the girl next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And now it’s only four foot four. -A. Nonymous, London England
Fudge, fudge call the judge Mama’s gonna have a baby Wrap it toilet paper Send it down the escalator What’s it gonna be? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? Cin-der-ella, hair of yella Went upstairs to kiss a fella How [...]
Old McDonald, sittin’ on a fence Beatin’ his meat with a monkey wrench Missed his dick and hit his balls Blood all over his overalls also Old McDonald sittin on a fence, picked his balls with a monkey wrench. Wrench got hot and burned his balls, pissed all over his overalls. Went to the Doctor [...]
Old McDonald sitting on a fence picking his balls with a monkey wrench he went to the doctor and the doctor said oh my gosh your balls are dead -BHARATHI GOWDA
glory, glory halelujah teacher hit me with a ruler i hid behind the door with a loaded .44 she ain’t my teacher no more. —– (sung to ‘On top of Old Smokey’) On top of the school bus all covered in blood i shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug i went to her [...]