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On Top Of Old Smoky again

admin — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:00:58 +0000

On top of old Smoky
All covered with sand
I shot my true love
with a red rubber band
I shot her with care
I shot her with pride
Who could have missed her,
She was forty feet wide
I went to her funeral
I went to her grave
While the others threw flowers
I through hand grenades.

-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa third of fourth grade, 1973 or 1974

Burning of the School

admin — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 17:00:13 +0000

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule
Now we’re marching down to hang the principal
Our truth goes marching on

Glory, glory, hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind the door with a loaded 44
And the teacher don’t teach no more.

-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa fourth or fifth grade, 1973 or 1974

Joy to the World

admin — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 08:31:40 +0000

Sung to the tune of “Joy to the World”

Joy to the world, my teacher’s dead,
I bar-b-qued her head!
What happened to her body?
I flushed it down the potty,
and ’round and ’round it goes,
and ’round and ’round it goes,
and ‘rouu-uunnd and ‘rooounnd and ’round it goes!

Oklahoma City, circa 1989.

Mean Motherfucker

admin — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:00:46 +0000

Apparently, racism wasn’t that big of a deal back in the ’80s.

I’m a mean motherfucker, I’m a jungle man
I’m walkin through the woods with my dick in my hand
I look up in a tree, what do I see
it’s a big fat nigger tryin to piss on me
so I bust out my glock
shot him in the cock
that damn nigger did a belly flop
then I jumped in my jeep and slammed on the gas
and ran right over that fat nigger’s ass

-Mike, Idaho
Circa mid-’80s

Broken dick

admin — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 17:00:36 +0000

Walkin down the halls
scratchin my balls
my dick got caught in the elevator walls
my sister screamed
my dick turned green
that was the end of my little ding a ling
I called the doctor, the doctor said
sorry son but your dick is dead
-Mike, Idaho

The cow Kicked Fred

admin — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 17:00:10 +0000

The cow kicked Fred in the head in the barn,
But the doctor said it would do no harm,
So we all kicked Fred in the head in the barn!
(Next verse same as the first, only a little bit louder and a little bit worse!)
-Jason
Circa Edmonton, Alberta

On top of old smokey

admin — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:00:11 +0000

On top of old smokey
all covered in blood
I shot I shot my poor teacher
with a 44 stud.

I went to her funeral
I went to her grave,
some people thew flowers
I threw hand granades.

She got up and chased
me so I cut off her head.
It rolled down the drive way
and into the street
and now all the cats
have something to eat.

-Marj Mears, Tulsa, Oklahoma
Circa Early ’90s

Barny love

admin — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:00:47 +0000

Check out this Barny coloring book parody from FistOfBlog.com.

Tic tac toe three in a row
Barney got shot by a GI Joe
Barney called the doctor and The Doctor Said
Whoop Barneys Dead Whoop Barneys Dead.

—–

I hate you, you hate me, lets hang barney from a tree
with a shot gun bang blood is on the floor
no more purple dinosaur.

ALSO

I hate you, you hate me lets hang Barney from a tree
with a bullet in his chest and an arrow in his head
now that purple dinos’ dead.

-Marj Mears, Tulsa, Oklahoma
Circa Early ’90s

This land is my land

admin — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 17:03:27 +0000

This land is my land
This land’s not your land.
I got a shot gun
and you ain’t got one
If you don’t get off
I’ll blow your head off
This land is private property.
-Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA

Hi Ho

admin — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:14:39 +0000

Hi ho, hi ho
It’s off to school we go
With razor blades and hand grenades
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho

Hi ho, hi ho
It’s off to school we go
With dirty looks and porno books
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho
-A. Robbins, Oklahoma