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Old lady named Dot

admin — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 10:20:15 +0000

There was an old lady named Dot,
Who lived on dogshit and snot,
When she could not get these,
She ate the green cheese,
That she got from inside her twat.

-Rod Brock

Man named Jed

admin — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:00:21 +0000

Oh let me tell you a story about a man named Jed
Took Mary Ellen and threw her on the bed
Zipped down his pants, out came the worm
Into her cunt went the bubbly sperm

There is more to this one, I think, something about granny showing a two by four or something up Jed’s ass … the punch line is “Sideways, that is…”

-Trent Eades, Great Falls, MT
Circa early to mid 70s I guess

Mother Fucker

admin — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:00:35 +0000

Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch
your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit
your daddy’s in jail
your brother’s in hell
your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale
-Mike, Idaho

Down by the cherry tree

admin — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:00:51 +0000

Let’s start the new year with an exceptionally dirty rhyme.

Down by the cherry tree,
that’s where she showed it to me,
it was black, hairy, had a big crack,
and it looked like a jungle to me.

So I whipped out my hairy banana,
shoved it up her crack,
she let out a big scream,
then I filled it with whip cream.

-S D
Circa 1980s

Fraternity Chant

admin — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 02:29:57 +0000

I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant

Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit!
Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit!
(name of fraternity) is the best frat
All the other’s suck
(fraternity name 2 x)
RAH RAH FUCK!!!
-DJ

Girls who sit like this…

admin — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:18:43 +0000

Learned it in adulthood from my fiancee, actually, in Madison, WI.

Good girls sit like this (fingers crossed, pointed down)
Bad girls sit like this (fingers closed, side-by-side, pointed down)
And girls who sit like this (fingers apart, pointed down)
get this (middle finger up)
like that (snap fingers)

Kyle
Madison

A man’s obligation

admin — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:08:08 +0000

It’s a man’s obligation
To stick his boneration
In a woman’s separation.
This sort of penetration
Will increase the population
Of the younger generation.
-Jack, Staten Island, New York

Angle of the dangle

admin — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:55:59 +0000

The angle of the dangle
Is directly proportional
To the heat of the meat
Over the mass of the ass
Times the stink of the pink
-B. Punzlif, Florida

Hi Ho

admin — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:16:56 +0000

Hi ho, hi ho
It’s off to school we go
We sat in the back to see her crack
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho

Hi ho, hi ho
It’s off to school we go
We sat in the front to see her cunt
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho
-Thomas S. (AKA Dutchman), Brooklyn,NY