There was an old lady named Dot, Who lived on dogshit and snot, When she could not get these, She ate the green cheese, That she got from inside her twat. -Rod Brock
There was an old lady named Dot, Who lived on dogshit and snot, When she could not get these, She ate the green cheese, That she got from inside her twat. -Rod Brock
Oh let me tell you a story about a man named Jed Took Mary Ellen and threw her on the bed Zipped down his pants, out came the worm Into her cunt went the bubbly sperm There is more to this one, I think, something about granny showing a two by four or something up [...]
Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit your daddy’s in jail your brother’s in hell your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale -Mike, Idaho
Let’s start the new year with an exceptionally dirty rhyme. Down by the cherry tree, that’s where she showed it to me, it was black, hairy, had a big crack, and it looked like a jungle to me. So I whipped out my hairy banana, shoved it up her crack, she let out a big [...]
I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit! Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit! (name of fraternity) is the best frat All the other’s suck (fraternity name [...]
Learned it in adulthood from my fiancee, actually, in Madison, WI. Good girls sit like this (fingers crossed, pointed down) Bad girls sit like this (fingers closed, side-by-side, pointed down) And girls who sit like this (fingers apart, pointed down) get this (middle finger up) like that (snap fingers) Kyle Madison
It’s a man’s obligation To stick his boneration In a woman’s separation. This sort of penetration Will increase the population Of the younger generation. -Jack, Staten Island, New York
The angle of the dangle Is directly proportional To the heat of the meat Over the mass of the ass Times the stink of the pink -B. Punzlif, Florida
Hi ho, hi ho It’s off to school we go We sat in the back to see her crack Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho Hi ho, hi ho It’s off to school we go We sat in the front to see her cunt Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho -Thomas [...]