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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes


It’s the boy’s occupation

Posted on February 17th, 2014 by admin

Jennifer says… It’s the boy’s occupation To stick his cocktatation In the girl’s ventilation To increase the population Of the younger generation If you want a demonstration Please lie down. I learned this in middle school in dallas, texas in 1996. i didn’t get it at first, but the more i thought about it, the […]

Old lady named Dot

Posted on April 27th, 2010 by admin

There was an old lady named Dot, Who lived on dogshit and snot, When she could not get these, She ate the green cheese, That she got from inside her twat. -Rod Brock

Man named Jed

Posted on January 29th, 2010 by admin

Oh let me tell you a story about a man named Jed Took Mary Ellen and threw her on the bed Zipped down his pants, out came the worm Into her cunt went the bubbly sperm There is more to this one, I think, something about granny showing a two by four or something up […]

Mother Fucker

Posted on January 13th, 2010 by admin

Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit your daddy’s in jail your brother’s in hell your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale -Mike, Idaho

Down by the cherry tree

Posted on January 1st, 2010 by admin

Let’s start the new year with an exceptionally dirty rhyme. Down by the cherry tree, that’s where she showed it to me, it was black, hairy, had a big crack, and it looked like a jungle to me. So I whipped out my hairy banana, shoved it up her crack, she let out a big […]

Fraternity Chant

Posted on December 26th, 2009 by admin

I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit! Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit! (name of fraternity) is the best frat All the other’s suck (fraternity name […]

Girls who sit like this…

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by admin

Learned it in adulthood from my fiancee, actually, in Madison, WI. Good girls sit like this (fingers crossed, pointed down) Bad girls sit like this (fingers closed, side-by-side, pointed down) And girls who sit like this (fingers apart, pointed down) get this (middle finger up) like that (snap fingers) Kyle Madison

A man’s obligation

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

It’s a man’s obligation To stick his boneration In a woman’s separation. This sort of penetration Will increase the population Of the younger generation. -Jack, Staten Island, New York

Angle of the dangle

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

The angle of the dangle Is directly proportional To the heat of the meat Over the mass of the ass Times the stink of the pink -B. Punzlif, Florida

Hi Ho

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Hi ho, hi ho It’s off to school we go We sat in the back to see her crack Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho Hi ho, hi ho It’s off to school we go We sat in the front to see her cunt Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho -Thomas […]


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