There was an old lady named Dot,
Who lived on dogshit and snot,
When she could not get these,
She ate the green cheese,
That she got from inside her twat.
-Rod Brock
There was an old lady named Dot,
Who lived on dogshit and snot,
When she could not get these,
She ate the green cheese,
That she got from inside her twat.
-Rod Brock
Oh let me tell you a story about a man named Jed
Took Mary Ellen and threw her on the bed
Zipped down his pants, out came the worm
Into her cunt went the bubbly sperm
There is more to this one, I think, something about granny showing a two by four or something up Jed’s ass … the [...]
Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch
your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit
your daddy’s in jail
your brother’s in hell
your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale
-Mike, Idaho
Let’s start the new year with an exceptionally dirty rhyme.
Down by the cherry tree,
that’s where she showed it to me,
it was black, hairy, had a big crack,
and it looked like a jungle to me.
So I whipped out my hairy banana,
shoved it up her crack,
she let out a big scream,
then I filled it with whip cream.
-S [...]
I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant
Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit!
Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit!
(name of fraternity) is the best frat
All the other’s suck
(fraternity name 2 x)
RAH RAH FUCK!!!
-DJ
Learned it in adulthood from my fiancee, actually, in Madison, WI.
Good girls sit like this (fingers crossed, pointed down)
Bad girls sit like this (fingers closed, side-by-side, pointed down)
And girls who sit like this (fingers apart, pointed down)
get this (middle finger up)
like that (snap fingers)
Kyle
Madison
It’s a man’s obligation
To stick his boneration
In a woman’s separation.
This sort of penetration
Will increase the population
Of the younger generation.
-Jack, Staten Island, New York
The angle of the dangle
Is directly proportional
To the heat of the meat
Over the mass of the ass
Times the stink of the pink
-B. Punzlif, Florida
Hi ho, hi ho
It’s off to school we go
We sat in the back to see her crack
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho
Hi ho, hi ho
It’s off to school we go
We sat in the front to see her cunt
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho
-Thomas S. (AKA Dutchman), Brooklyn,NY