McDonalds is your kind of place
They serve you rattle snakes
Hamburgers up the nose
French fries between the toes
And the last time I was there
They served my underwear
McDonalds is your kind of place
-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa Around fourth grade, 1972
In the land of oz
where the women wear no bras
and the guys don’t care
because they don’t wear underwear
-Milena, Ontario
Heard these on the playground in Julian California beginning in 1988. I think the Mary Little Lamb variation is from Mad Magazine
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Mary had a little lamb
Which fleeece was white as snow
and everywhere that Mary went
the lamb was sure to go.
Then one day the price of meat raised
which really didn’t please [...]
Fudge, fudge call the judge
Mama’s gonna have a baby
Wrap it toilet paper
Send it down the escalator
What’s it gonna be?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?
Cin-der-ella, hair of yella
Went upstairs to kiss a fella
How many kisses did she get?
one, two, three, four, etc
Wine, wine [...]
Oh yeah…a cool trick to play on kids…
Q: What were you eating under there?
A: Huh? Under where?
Q: HAH-HAAAAH! You were eating underwear!!
ok one more…
Tell the kid, “When I say ‘I’m a gold lock’, you say ‘I’m a gold key’, and when I say ‘I’m a silver lock’ you say ‘I’m a silver key’, and so [...]
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a turtle turned the corner just in time to see a ladies girdle
-Reed, Wyoming
