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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

McDonalds

Posted on January 28th, 2010 by admin

McDonalds is your kind of place They serve you rattle snakes Hamburgers up the nose French fries between the toes And the last time I was there They served my underwear McDonalds is your kind of place -Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana: Circa Around fourth […]

Land of Oz

Posted on January 2nd, 2010 by admin

In the land of oz where the women wear no bras and the guys don’t care because they don’t wear underwear -Milena, Ontario

More of Mary’s lamb

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by admin

Heard these on the playground in Julian California beginning in 1988. I think the Mary Little Lamb variation is from Mad Magazine MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Mary had a little lamb Which fleeece was white as snow and everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go. Then one day the price of […]

A bunch of jumprope rhymes

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Fudge, fudge call the judge Mama’s gonna have a baby Wrap it toilet paper Send it down the escalator What’s it gonna be? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? Cin-der-ella, hair of yella Went upstairs to kiss a fella How […]

Pranks for kids

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Oh yeah…a cool trick to play on kids… Q: What were you eating under there? A: Huh? Under where? Q: HAH-HAAAAH! You were eating underwear!! ok one more… Tell the kid, “When I say ‘I’m a gold lock’, you say ‘I’m a gold key’, and when I say ‘I’m a silver lock’ you say ‘I’m […]

Dirty Yankee Doodle

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a turtle turned the corner just in time to see a ladies girdle -Reed, Wyoming

 
 
 

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