My friend Billy had a ten foot willy And he showed it to the girl next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And now it’s only four foot four. -A. Nonymous, London England
My friend Billy had a ten foot willy And he showed it to the girl next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And now it’s only four foot four. -A. Nonymous, London England
this aint really a kid’s rhyme, and it’s unattributed by the source I got it from sclerotic-rings.livejournal.com, but this seems kind of appropriate anyhow… “Mary had a little lamb, A lobster and some prunes, A slice of cake, a piece of pie, And then some macaroons. It made the naughty waiters grin To see her [...]
some of these are gloriously rude! (to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean) my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin, my 2-skin lies over my 3 my 3-skin lies over my foreskin, so pull back my foreskin for me. pull back, pull back, pull back my foreskin for me, for me pull back, [...]