My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
And he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now it’s only four foot four.
-A. Nonymous, London England
My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
And he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now it’s only four foot four.
-A. Nonymous, London England
this aint really a kid’s rhyme, and it’s unattributed by the source I got it from sclerotic-rings.livejournal.com, but this seems kind of appropriate anyhow…
“Mary had a little lamb,
A lobster and some prunes,
A slice of cake, a piece of pie,
And then some macaroons.
It made the naughty waiters grin
To see her order so,
And when they carried Mary [...]
some of these are gloriously rude!
(to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean)
my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin,
my 2-skin lies over my 3
my 3-skin lies over my foreskin,
so pull back my foreskin for me.
pull back, pull back,
pull back my foreskin for me, for me
pull back, pull back,
oh pull back my foreskin for me.
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