Milk Milk Lemonade » toilets http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Do your balls hang low? http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/06/08/do-your-balls-hang-low-2/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/06/08/do-your-balls-hang-low-2/#comments Tue, 08 Jun 2010 07:00:37 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=312 Do your balls hang low?
Do you drag them in the snow?
Do you beat your meat on the toilet seat?

Farty McCrablice circa 1975; saw different parts of this rhyme at this site; unknown school location; don’t recall the rest

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You need a tic tac
Not a tic not a tac
But you need the whole pack
Helen Huck; Kennesaw, GA

My mother taught me an old cheer to taunt opposing teams:

Strawberry shortcake, banana split,
Your team plays like a bucket of–
Shift to the left, shift to the right,
Stand up, sit down, fight fight fight!
Helen Huck; Kennesaw, GA

When you’re sittin’ on the john
and the toilet paper’s gone
Be a man! Use your hand!

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when knights were bold
and toilets weren’t invented.
You’d lay your load
beside the road
and walk away contented.
-Stephanie, Elmont, NY

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Our teacher’s dead.
We bar-be-cued her head!
What happened to the body?
We flushed it down the potty!
And round and round it goes,
and round and round it goes,
And round and round and round it goes!
-B. Punzlif, Florida

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If it’s brown flush it down.
-Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN

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