Do your balls hang low?
Do you drag them in the snow?
Do you beat your meat on the toilet seat?
Farty McCrablice circa 1975; saw different parts of this rhyme at this site; unknown school location; don’t recall the rest
Do your balls hang low?
Do you drag them in the snow?
Do you beat your meat on the toilet seat?
Farty McCrablice circa 1975; saw different parts of this rhyme at this site; unknown school location; don’t recall the rest
Stop, move back
You need a tic tac
Not a tic not a tac
But you need the whole pack
Helen Huck; Kennesaw, GA
My mother taught me an old cheer to taunt opposing teams:
Strawberry shortcake, banana split,
Your team plays like a bucket of–
Shift to the left, shift to the right,
Stand up, sit down, [...]
in the days of old
when knights were bold
and toilets weren’t invented.
You’d lay your load
beside the road
and walk away contented.
-Stephanie, Elmont, NY
Joy to the World,
Our teacher’s dead.
We bar-be-cued her head!
What happened to the body?
We flushed it down the potty!
And round and round it goes,
and round and round it goes,
And round and round and round it goes!
-B. Punzlif, Florida
If it’s yellow let it mellow,
If it’s brown flush it down.
-Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN