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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Do your balls hang low?

Posted on June 8th, 2010 by admin

Do your balls hang low? Do you drag them in the snow? Do you beat your meat on the toilet seat? Farty McCrablice circa 1975; saw different parts of this rhyme at this site; unknown school location; don’t recall the rest

Some rhymes

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by admin

Stop, move back You need a tic tac Not a tic not a tac But you need the whole pack Helen Huck; Kennesaw, GA My mother taught me an old cheer to taunt opposing teams: Strawberry shortcake, banana split, Your team plays like a bucket of– Shift to the left, shift to the right, Stand […]

Knights and their doo-ings

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

in the days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren’t invented. You’d lay your load beside the road and walk away contented. -Stephanie, Elmont, NY

Joy to the world

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Joy to the World, Our teacher’s dead. We bar-be-cued her head! What happened to the body? We flushed it down the potty! And round and round it goes, and round and round it goes, And round and round and round it goes! -B. Punzlif, Florida

If it’s yellow, let it mellow

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

If it’s yellow let it mellow, If it’s brown flush it down. -Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN

 
 
 

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