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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Burning of the School

Posted on January 24th, 2010 by admin

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule Now we’re marching down to hang the principal Our truth goes marching on Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I hid behind the door with a loaded 44 And the […]

Marijuana, Marijuana

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by admin

Marijuana, Marijuana LSD, LSD Doctors make it Teachers take it Why can’t we? Why can’t we? -Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana: Circa second or third grade, around 1971 or 1972

Joy to the World

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by admin

Sung to the tune of “Joy to the World” Joy to the world, my teacher’s dead, I bar-b-qued her head! What happened to her body? I flushed it down the potty, and ’round and ’round it goes, and ’round and ’round it goes, and ‘rouu-uunnd and ‘rooounnd and ’round it goes! Oklahoma City, circa 1989.

On top of old smokey

Posted on January 7th, 2010 by admin

On top of old smokey all covered in blood I shot I shot my poor teacher with a 44 stud. I went to her funeral I went to her grave, some people thew flowers I threw hand granades. She got up and chased me so I cut off her head. It rolled down the drive […]

More of Mary’s lamb

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by admin

Heard these on the playground in Julian California beginning in 1988. I think the Mary Little Lamb variation is from Mad Magazine MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Mary had a little lamb Which fleeece was white as snow and everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go. Then one day the price of […]

A bunch of jumprope rhymes

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Fudge, fudge call the judge Mama’s gonna have a baby Wrap it toilet paper Send it down the escalator What’s it gonna be? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? Cin-der-ella, hair of yella Went upstairs to kiss a fella How […]

More glory

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

glory, glory halelujah teacher hit me with a ruler i hid behind the door with a loaded .44 she ain’t my teacher no more. —– (sung to ‘On top of Old Smokey’) On top of the school bus all covered in blood i shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug i went to her […]

Joy to the world

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Joy to the World, Our teacher’s dead. We bar-be-cued her head! What happened to the body? We flushed it down the potty! And round and round it goes, and round and round it goes, And round and round and round it goes! -B. Punzlif, Florida

Burning of the school

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

To the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic: My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school. We have tortured every teacher. We have broken every rule. We have barbecued the principal and destroyed the PTA Our school keeps burning on. Glory, glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I […]

 
 
 

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