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Goodies from the UK

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

some of these are gloriously rude! (to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean) my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin, my 2-skin lies over my 3 my 3-skin lies over my foreskin, so pull back my foreskin for me. pull back, pull back, pull back my foreskin for me, for me pull back, [...]

My father lies over the ocean

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

My father lies over the ocean My mother lies over the sea My father lies over my mother And that made me. -Thomas S. (AKA Dutchman), Brooklyn,NY

Copenhagen is falling

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Copenhagen is falling, hurrah, hurrah Copenhagen is falling, hurrah And all of the people Went up in the steeple To spit on the people below (in German accent): Ahhhh, vimen Ah-men Ahh-tiller, August, September, October No-vunder we are sober We ain’t got no beer My little brother Heinrich Was out the window looking Inward-outward looking [...]

 
 
 

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