Learned these from a retired Army dude.
See that girl up on the hill?
She won’t do it, but her sister will.
See that girl all dressed in black?
She makes her livin’ layin’ on her back.
See that girl all dressed in pink?
She done made my finger stink.
She that girl all dressed in yella?
I hate to tell ya’, but [...]
Oh let me tell you a story about a man named Jed
Took Mary Ellen and threw her on the bed
Zipped down his pants, out came the worm
Into her cunt went the bubbly sperm
There is more to this one, I think, something about granny showing a two by four or something up Jed’s ass … the [...]
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high undid his fly and asked Jill if she wanna,
Jill said yes tore off her dress and they had some fun.
Silly Jill forgot her Pill and now they have a son.
-Jason, Canada
Let’s start the new year with an exceptionally dirty rhyme.
Down by the cherry tree,
that’s where she showed it to me,
it was black, hairy, had a big crack,
and it looked like a jungle to me.
So I whipped out my hairy banana,
shoved it up her crack,
she let out a big scream,
then I filled it with whip cream.
-S [...]
Down the road came pistol paul pete
20 pounds of swinging meat
down the road came mary brown
she swore no man could lay her down
pistol paul pete got her in the grass
stuck his peter up her ass
mary brown let a fart
blew his peter half apart
down the road came pistol paul pete
20 pounds of shreded meat
Submitted by Kathie
Learned it in adulthood from my fiancee, actually, in Madison, WI.
Good girls sit like this (fingers crossed, pointed down)
Bad girls sit like this (fingers closed, side-by-side, pointed down)
And girls who sit like this (fingers apart, pointed down)
get this (middle finger up)
like that (snap fingers)
Kyle
Madison
It’s a man’s obligation
To stick his boneration
In a woman’s separation.
This sort of penetration
Will increase the population
Of the younger generation.
-Jack, Staten Island, New York
some of these are gloriously rude!
(to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean)
my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin,
my 2-skin lies over my 3
my 3-skin lies over my foreskin,
so pull back my foreskin for me.
pull back, pull back,
pull back my foreskin for me, for me
pull back, pull back,
oh pull back my foreskin for me.
—–
there [...]
My father lies over the ocean
My mother lies over the sea
My father lies over my mother
And that made me.
-Thomas S. (AKA Dutchman), Brooklyn,NY
Copenhagen is falling, hurrah, hurrah
Copenhagen is falling, hurrah
And all of the people
Went up in the steeple
To spit on the people below
(in German accent): Ahhhh, vimen Ah-men Ahh-tiller, August, September, October No-vunder we are sober We ain’t got no beer
My little brother Heinrich Was out the window looking Inward-outward looking He saw a tree there standing [...]
