Milk Milk Lemonade » school http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Various Rhymes http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2012/02/02/various-rhymes/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2012/02/02/various-rhymes/#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:07:33 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=342 I hate you
You hate me
Let’s team up and kill Barney
With a 45 and a shot right to his head
We’re so glad that Barney’s dead

Deck the halls with gasoline
Light a match and watch it gleam
Watch your school burn down to ashes
Ain’t you glad you played with matches

I’m popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the gas and burnt off my ass
I’m popeye the sailor man

Suffocation mass asphyxiation
Suffocation that’s the game we play
Put a bag over your head
Tie it up, now you’re dead
Ohhh

Be all that you can be
Get a messed up life and an ugly wife
In the army

Jessica – Old Bethpage,NY middle school early 90s

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We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule
Now we’re marching down to hang the principal
Our truth goes marching on

Glory, glory, hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind the door with a loaded 44
And the teacher don’t teach no more.

-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa fourth or fifth grade, 1973 or 1974

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It’s off to school we go
With razor blades and hand grenades
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho

Hi ho, hi ho
It’s off to school we go
With dirty looks and porno books
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho
-A. Robbins, Oklahoma

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/09/hi-ho-2/feed/ 0 A bunch of jumprope rhymes http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/a-bunch-of-jumprope-rhymes/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/a-bunch-of-jumprope-rhymes/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:15:16 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=133 Fudge, fudge call the judge
Mama’s gonna have a baby
Wrap it toilet paper
Send it down the escalator
What’s it gonna be?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?

Cin-der-ella, hair of yella
Went upstairs to kiss a fella
How many kisses did she get?
one, two, three, four, etc

Wine, wine the goose drank wine
Monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line
Line broke, monkey got choked and
We all went to heaven in a little row boat
Clap hands

Ta-rah-rah-BOOM-dee-ay
There is no school today
We made the teacher pay
We threw her in the bay
She swam to Monterey
And bought a Chevrolet
And then she drove away
Ta-rah-rah-boom-dee-ay!
Ta-rah-rah-boom-dee-ay!
They took my pants away
They left me standing there
In just my underwear
-El Rayo X, Austin, Texas

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Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Light a match and watch in gleam!
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Watch the school-house burn to ashes,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Aren’t you glad you play with matches?
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
-B. Punzlif, Florida

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It’s off to school we go
We sat in the back to see her crack
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho

Hi ho, hi ho
It’s off to school we go
We sat in the front to see her cunt
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho
-Thomas S. (AKA Dutchman), Brooklyn,NY

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My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school.
We have tortured every teacher. We have broken every rule.
We have barbecued the principal and destroyed the PTA
Our school keeps burning on.
Glory, glory hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind the door with a loaded .44
And my teacher ain’t teachin’ no more

There are more variations here:
Wikipedia
-Tom, Deerfield, Illinois

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