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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Various Rhymes

Posted on February 2nd, 2012 by admin

I hate you You hate me Let’s team up and kill Barney With a 45 and a shot right to his head We’re so glad that Barney’s dead Deck the halls with gasoline Light a match and watch it gleam Watch your school burn down to ashes Ain’t you glad you played with matches I’m […]

Burning of the School

Posted on January 24th, 2010 by admin

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule Now we’re marching down to hang the principal Our truth goes marching on Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I hid behind the door with a loaded 44 And the […]

Hi Ho

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by admin

Hi ho, hi ho It’s off to school we go With razor blades and hand grenades Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho Hi ho, hi ho It’s off to school we go With dirty looks and porno books Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho -A. Robbins, Oklahoma

A bunch of jumprope rhymes

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Fudge, fudge call the judge Mama’s gonna have a baby Wrap it toilet paper Send it down the escalator What’s it gonna be? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? Cin-der-ella, hair of yella Went upstairs to kiss a fella How […]

Deck The Halls

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Deck the halls with kerosene! Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Light a match and watch in gleam! Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Watch the school-house burn to ashes, Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Aren’t you glad you play with matches? Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! -B. Punzlif, Florida

Hi Ho

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Hi ho, hi ho It’s off to school we go We sat in the back to see her crack Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho Hi ho, hi ho It’s off to school we go We sat in the front to see her cunt Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho -Thomas […]

Burning of the school

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

To the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic: My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school. We have tortured every teacher. We have broken every rule. We have barbecued the principal and destroyed the PTA Our school keeps burning on. Glory, glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I […]

 
 
 

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