Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule
Now we’re marching down to hang the principal
Our truth goes marching on
Glory, glory, hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind the door with a loaded 44
And the teacher don’t teach no more.
-Trent Eades, These [...]
Hi ho, hi ho
It’s off to school we go
With razor blades and hand grenades
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho
Hi ho, hi ho
It’s off to school we go
With dirty looks and porno books
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho
-A. Robbins, Oklahoma
Fudge, fudge call the judge
Mama’s gonna have a baby
Wrap it toilet paper
Send it down the escalator
What’s it gonna be?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?
A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?
Cin-der-ella, hair of yella
Went upstairs to kiss a fella
How many kisses did she get?
one, two, three, four, etc
Wine, wine [...]
Deck the halls with kerosene!
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Light a match and watch in gleam!
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Watch the school-house burn to ashes,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Aren’t you glad you play with matches?
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
-B. Punzlif, Florida
Hi ho, hi ho
It’s off to school we go
We sat in the back to see her crack
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho
Hi ho, hi ho
It’s off to school we go
We sat in the front to see her cunt
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho
-Thomas S. (AKA Dutchman), Brooklyn,NY
To the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic:
My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school.
We have tortured every teacher. We have broken every rule.
We have barbecued the principal and destroyed the PTA
Our school keeps burning on.
Glory, glory hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind the door with a loaded [...]
