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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Jesus Loves me…

Posted on March 5th, 2014 by admin

Jesus loves me cause I’m cool
I smoke pot in Sunday School
Marijuana LSD
Jesus loves me cause I’m me.

Miss Mary had a nearly dirty rhyme

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Miss Mary had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell; Miss Mary went to Heaven, the steamboat went to… Hello operator, just give me number nine; And if you disconnect me, I’ll chop off your… Behind the ‘frigerator, there was a pice of glass. Miss Mary sat upon it and cut her little… Ask me […]

Mine eyes have seen the glory

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord he can barely round the mountain in his green and yellow ford with one hand on the throttle and the other on the bottle he’ll kill his damn self yet chorus gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die gory, gory […]

 
 
 

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