Milk Milk Lemonade » racial http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Lulu had a steamboat http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/09/27/lulu-had-a-steamboat/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/09/27/lulu-had-a-steamboat/#comments Tue, 28 Sep 2010 04:07:32 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=322 Lulu had a steamboat
Steamboat had a bell,
Lulu pulled the wrong cord…and blew them all to…
HELL-o operator, give me #9, if you disconnect me, I’ll kick you in the…
HIND the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, Lulu slipped and fell on it and bust’ her little…
ASSk me no more questions, tell me no more lies, Lulu’s up in heaven, a shootin” German spies!

Learned around 1973

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Well, lemme’ tell ya story
’bout a man named Jed
Born a motherfucker
with a rubber on his head

Then one day
When he was shootin’
at some “Jews” (or “spooks”)
Out from the barn comes Elly May nude
Nude that is, no clothes on

Next thing ya know
Old Jed’s sittin’ there
Suckin’ on her tits
and pullin’ on her hair

Down goes the zipper
and out comes the worm
Out from the worm
Cums a bubblin’ sperm
Sperm that is, wet dream

~Buffalo Grove, IL

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Apparently, racism wasn’t that big of a deal back in the ’80s.

I’m a mean motherfucker, I’m a jungle man
I’m walkin through the woods with my dick in my hand
I look up in a tree, what do I see
it’s a big fat nigger tryin to piss on me
so I bust out my glock
shot him in the cock
that damn nigger did a belly flop
then I jumped in my jeep and slammed on the gas
and ran right over that fat nigger’s ass

-Mike, Idaho
Circa mid-’80s

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Japanese (push eyes down)
What are these?
Christmas trees (hold boobs)

-Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN

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Japanese \ /
dirty knees
look at these!
-J. J. Rambo, Jerkwater USA

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/09/look-at-these/feed/ 0 Old joke http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/old-joke/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/old-joke/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:57:02 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=105 Open the door…
Take out a Coke…
Drink it…

Me Chinese/me play joke/me put peepee/in your coke.
-Harold, Louisiana

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/old-joke/feed/ 0 Copenhagen is falling http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/copenhagen-is-falling/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/copenhagen-is-falling/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:13:44 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=63 Copenhagen is falling, hurrah, hurrah
Copenhagen is falling, hurrah
And all of the people
Went up in the steeple
To spit on the people below

(in German accent): Ahhhh, vimen Ah-men Ahh-tiller, August, September, October No-vunder we are sober We ain’t got no beer

My little brother Heinrich Was out the window looking Inward-outward looking He saw a tree there standing He saw a peach there hanging He reached the window out, He fell the window out He lay on the ground His head on a rock Peach-less.

He died, he did, He died a broken rib, he did He died, he did, He died a broken rib, he did

Where are the boys who bowl on the green, Who bowl on the green, Who bowl on the green? Where are the boys who bowl on the green? Boys! Don’t bowl on the green, The green is for the king, The king is for the queen, The queen is for the prince. Prince?? What prince? Fingerprints? Footprints? Nooooo, (whistles like one would call a dog) Here, Prince!

The moral of this story is never mistake asthma (Gasping noise) For passion (Ahhhhhhhhh – sighing noise).
-M. Whited, Texas
Circa mid-1960s

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/copenhagen-is-falling/feed/ 0 King Kong http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/king-kong/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/king-kong/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:26:04 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=37 This was one we used to go around saying when I was a kid. I taught it to my children. See how boring it is here in Kansas, we come up with some silly ones.

King Kong
went to Hong Kong
To play ping pong,
with his ding dong.
-Sydney, Kansas

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Japanese (push eyes down)
What are these?
Christmas trees (hold boobs)
-Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN

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