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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Lulu had a steamboat

Posted on September 27th, 2010 by admin

Lulu had a steamboat Steamboat had a bell, Lulu pulled the wrong cord…and blew them all to… HELL-o operator, give me #9, if you disconnect me, I’ll kick you in the… HIND the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, Lulu slipped and fell on it and bust’ her little… ASSk me no more questions, […]

Man Named Jed

Posted on September 19th, 2010 by admin

Warning: This contains a racial slur which was meant to infer Jed’s racist mentality and hillbilly ignorance. Well, lemme’ tell ya story ’bout a man named Jed Born a motherfucker with a rubber on his head Then one day When he was shootin’ at some “Jews” (or “spooks”) Out from the barn comes Elly May […]

Mean Motherfucker

Posted on January 14th, 2010 by admin

Apparently, racism wasn’t that big of a deal back in the ’80s. I’m a mean motherfucker, I’m a jungle man I’m walkin through the woods with my dick in my hand I look up in a tree, what do I see it’s a big fat nigger tryin to piss on me so I bust out […]

Chinese/Japanese

Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by admin

Chinese (push eyes up) Japanese (push eyes down) What are these? Christmas trees (hold boobs) -Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN

Look at these!

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by admin

Chinese / \ Japanese \ / dirty knees look at these! -J. J. Rambo, Jerkwater USA

Old joke

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Open the door… Take out a Coke… Drink it… Me Chinese/me play joke/me put peepee/in your coke. -Harold, Louisiana

Copenhagen is falling

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Copenhagen is falling, hurrah, hurrah Copenhagen is falling, hurrah And all of the people Went up in the steeple To spit on the people below (in German accent): Ahhhh, vimen Ah-men Ahh-tiller, August, September, October No-vunder we are sober We ain’t got no beer My little brother Heinrich Was out the window looking Inward-outward looking […]

King Kong

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

This was one we used to go around saying when I was a kid. I taught it to my children. See how boring it is here in Kansas, we come up with some silly ones. King Kong went to Hong Kong To play ping pong, with his ding dong. -Sydney, Kansas

Chinese, Japanese, What are these?

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Chinese (push eyes up) Japanese (push eyes down) What are these? Christmas trees (hold boobs) -Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN

 
 
 

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