Apparently, racism wasn’t that big of a deal back in the ’80s.
I’m a mean motherfucker, I’m a jungle man
I’m walkin through the woods with my dick in my hand
I look up in a tree, what do I see
it’s a big fat nigger tryin to piss on me
so I bust out my glock
shot him in the [...]
Chinese (push eyes up)
Japanese (push eyes down)
What are these?
Christmas trees (hold boobs)
-Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN
Chinese / \
Japanese \ /
dirty knees
look at these!
-J. J. Rambo, Jerkwater USA
Open the door…
Take out a Coke…
Drink it…
Me Chinese/me play joke/me put peepee/in your coke.
-Harold, Louisiana
Copenhagen is falling, hurrah, hurrah
Copenhagen is falling, hurrah
And all of the people
Went up in the steeple
To spit on the people below
(in German accent): Ahhhh, vimen Ah-men Ahh-tiller, August, September, October No-vunder we are sober We ain’t got no beer
My little brother Heinrich Was out the window looking Inward-outward looking He saw a tree there standing [...]
This was one we used to go around saying when I was a kid. I taught it to my children. See how boring it is here in Kansas, we come up with some silly ones.
King Kong
went to Hong Kong
To play ping pong,
with his ding dong.
-Sydney, Kansas
Chinese (push eyes up)
Japanese (push eyes down)
What are these?
Christmas trees (hold boobs)
-Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN
