Milk Milk Lemonade » products http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 McDonalds http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/28/mcdonalds/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/28/mcdonalds/#comments Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:00:24 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=260 McDonalds is your kind of place
They serve you rattle snakes
Hamburgers up the nose
French fries between the toes
And the last time I was there
They served my underwear
McDonalds is your kind of place

-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa Around fourth grade, 1972

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Looks like vinegar
Tastes like snot
Twice as much for a nickel too
That’s what Pepsi does for you.
-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa Around fourth grade, 1972

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Tic tac toe three in a row
Barney got shot by a GI Joe
Barney called the doctor and The Doctor Said
Whoop Barneys Dead Whoop Barneys Dead.

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I hate you, you hate me, lets hang barney from a tree
with a shot gun bang blood is on the floor
no more purple dinosaur.

ALSO

I hate you, you hate me lets hang Barney from a tree
with a bullet in his chest and an arrow in his head
now that purple dinos’ dead.

-Marj Mears, Tulsa, Oklahoma
Circa Early ’90s

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this is my first dirty joke ever, that i learned in kindergarten in Greenbush, ME, which at the time i found quite hilarious because it contained the word “ding dong”

Tigers have stripes all the way to their
Ding Dong! Avon lady calling!
-Jody, Newton, MA

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but you need some listerine
not a sip, not a swallow
but the whole damn bottle
-B. Punzlif, Florida

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/09/wash-your-mouth-out/feed/ 0 Comet does lots! http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/09/comet-does-lots/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/09/comet-does-lots/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:15:10 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=161 Comet, it makes your mouth turn green
Comet, it tastes like kerosene
Comet, it makes you vomit
So go get some Comit and vomit today
-A. Robbins, Oklahoma

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Take out a Coke…
Drink it…

Me Chinese/me play joke/me put peepee/in your coke.
-Harold, Louisiana

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