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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

McDonalds

Posted on January 28th, 2010 by admin

McDonalds is your kind of place They serve you rattle snakes Hamburgers up the nose French fries between the toes And the last time I was there They served my underwear McDonalds is your kind of place -Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana: Circa Around fourth […]

Pepsi Cola hits the spot

Posted on January 27th, 2010 by admin

Pepsi Cola hits the spot Looks like vinegar Tastes like snot Twice as much for a nickel too That’s what Pepsi does for you. -Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana: Circa Around fourth grade, 1972

Barny love

Posted on January 6th, 2010 by admin

Check out this Barny coloring book parody from FistOfBlog.com. Tic tac toe three in a row Barney got shot by a GI Joe Barney called the doctor and The Doctor Said Whoop Barneys Dead Whoop Barneys Dead. —– I hate you, you hate me, lets hang barney from a tree with a shot gun bang […]

Ding Dong

Posted on December 28th, 2009 by admin

this is my first dirty joke ever, that i learned in kindergarten in Greenbush, ME, which at the time i found quite hilarious because it contained the word “ding dong” Tigers have stripes all the way to their Ding Dong! Avon lady calling! -Jody, Newton, MA

Wash your mouth out!

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by admin

sorry to be mean but you need some listerine not a sip, not a swallow but the whole damn bottle -B. Punzlif, Florida

Comet does lots!

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by admin

Comet, it makes your mouth turn green Comet, it tastes like kerosene Comet, it makes you vomit So go get some Comit and vomit today -A. Robbins, Oklahoma

Old joke

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Open the door… Take out a Coke… Drink it… Me Chinese/me play joke/me put peepee/in your coke. -Harold, Louisiana

 
 
 

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