McDonalds is your kind of place
They serve you rattle snakes
Hamburgers up the nose
French fries between the toes
And the last time I was there
They served my underwear
McDonalds is your kind of place
-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa Around fourth grade, 1972
Pepsi Cola hits the spot
Looks like vinegar
Tastes like snot
Twice as much for a nickel too
That’s what Pepsi does for you.
-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa Around fourth grade, 1972
Check out this Barny coloring book parody from FistOfBlog.com.
Tic tac toe three in a row
Barney got shot by a GI Joe
Barney called the doctor and The Doctor Said
Whoop Barneys Dead Whoop Barneys Dead.
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I hate you, you hate me, lets hang barney from a tree
with a shot gun bang blood is on the floor
no more purple [...]
this is my first dirty joke ever, that i learned in kindergarten in Greenbush, ME, which at the time i found quite hilarious because it contained the word “ding dong”
Tigers have stripes all the way to their
Ding Dong! Avon lady calling!
-Jody, Newton, MA
sorry to be mean
but you need some listerine
not a sip, not a swallow
but the whole damn bottle
-B. Punzlif, Florida
Comet, it makes your mouth turn green
Comet, it tastes like kerosene
Comet, it makes you vomit
So go get some Comit and vomit today
-A. Robbins, Oklahoma
Open the door…
Take out a Coke…
Drink it…
Me Chinese/me play joke/me put peepee/in your coke.
-Harold, Louisiana
