Milk Milk Lemonade » pranks http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Left and right http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/19/left-and-right/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/19/left-and-right/#comments Tue, 19 Jan 2010 17:00:03 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=240

When 3 people are walking down the street, the two on the outside have this exchange.

A: “Hey left nut…”
B: “Yeah, right nut?”
A: “Who’s the penis in between us?”
-Django, America
Circa 1987

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/19/left-and-right/feed/ 0 Pile of shit http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/04/pile-of-shit/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/04/pile-of-shit/#comments Mon, 04 Jan 2010 17:00:11 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=209 Hold your mouth open from the sides using your fingers and say: I was born on a pirate ship
(Comes out: I was born on a pile of shit)

-Milena, Ontario

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A. Half past a monkey’s ass, quarter til his balls.
-Reed, Wyoming

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/pranks/feed/ 0 Dogshit (not the Wu-Tang kind) http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/dogshit-not-the-wu-tang-kind/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/dogshit-not-the-wu-tang-kind/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:07:23 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=120 This alternates between two people:
You: I 1 dogshit
Kid: I 2 dogshit
You: I 3 dogshit
Kid: I 4 dogshit
You: I 5 dogshit
Kid: I 6 dogshit
You: I 7 dogshit
Kid: I ate dogshit.
-Jack, Staten Island, New York

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/dogshit-not-the-wu-tang-kind/feed/ 0 Pranks for kids http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/pranks-for-kids/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/pranks-for-kids/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:58:43 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=107 Oh yeah…a cool trick to play on kids…
Q: What were you eating under there?
A: Huh? Under where?
Q: HAH-HAAAAH! You were eating underwear!!

ok one more…

Tell the kid, “When I say ‘I’m a gold lock’, you say ‘I’m a gold key’, and when I say ‘I’m a silver lock’ you say ‘I’m a silver key’, and so on. Got it?”

The kid says “Yes”.

You: “I’m a gold lock.”
Kid: “I’m a gold key.”
You: “I’m a silver lock.”
Kid: “I’m a silver key.”
You: “I’m a brass lock.”
Kid: “I’m a brass key.”
You: “I’m a mung lock.”
Kid: “I’m a monkey.”
(can be done with “Dong lock” as well)

-Matt Rosemier from Edible Dirt

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Take out a Coke…
Drink it…

Me Chinese/me play joke/me put peepee/in your coke.
-Harold, Louisiana

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/old-joke/feed/ 0 the penis joke http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/the-penis-joke/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/the-penis-joke/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:02:38 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=15 The one playing the joke says a word, and the person they’re playing the joke on will say “I”, spell the word, then say “ness”

You: Cat.
Them: I c-a-t ness.
You: Pencil.
Them: I p-e-n-c-i-l ness.
You: Blue.
Them: I b-l-u-e ness.
You: Red.
Them: I r-e-d ness.
You: Map.
Them: I m-a-p ness.
-Liz, Media, PA

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