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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes


Left and right

Posted on January 19th, 2010 by admin

When 3 people are walking down the street, the two on the outside have this exchange. A: “Hey left nut…” B: “Yeah, right nut?” A: “Who’s the penis in between us?” -Django, America Circa 1987

Pile of shit

Posted on January 4th, 2010 by admin

Hold your mouth open from the sides using your fingers and say: I was born on a pirate ship (Comes out: I was born on a pile of shit) -Milena, Ontario


Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Q. What time is it? A. Half past a monkey’s ass, quarter til his balls. -Reed, Wyoming

Dogshit (not the Wu-Tang kind)

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

This alternates between two people: You: I 1 dogshit Kid: I 2 dogshit You: I 3 dogshit Kid: I 4 dogshit You: I 5 dogshit Kid: I 6 dogshit You: I 7 dogshit Kid: I ate dogshit. -Jack, Staten Island, New York

Pranks for kids

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Oh yeah…a cool trick to play on kids… Q: What were you eating under there? A: Huh? Under where? Q: HAH-HAAAAH! You were eating underwear!! ok one more… Tell the kid, “When I say ‘I’m a gold lock’, you say ‘I’m a gold key’, and when I say ‘I’m a silver lock’ you say ‘I’m […]

Old joke

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Open the door… Take out a Coke… Drink it… Me Chinese/me play joke/me put peepee/in your coke. -Harold, Louisiana

the penis joke

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

The one playing the joke says a word, and the person they’re playing the joke on will say “I”, spell the word, then say “ness” You: Cat. Them: I c-a-t ness. You: Pencil. Them: I p-e-n-c-i-l ness. You: Blue. Them: I b-l-u-e ness. You: Red. Them: I r-e-d ness. You: Map. Them: I m-a-p ness. […]


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