Ain’t your mama pretty, she got meatballs on her titty. I took her to a party, she turned around and farted. I asked her why she did it, she turned around and shitted. Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984
Ain’t your mama pretty, she got meatballs on her titty. I took her to a party, she turned around and farted. I asked her why she did it, she turned around and shitted. Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984
Animated version of Diarrhea.
Oh, you’re flying back home, and your pants are full of foam, DIARRHEA! Thanks to StinkFinger’s TSA rules post on FistOfBlog for this one.
Oh beautiful for smog filled skies and insecticided grain For strip mined mountains majesty above the asphalt plains. America, America, man’s shed his waste on thee. And hidden thine pines with billboards signs from sea to sludge filled sea. -Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA
I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit! Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit! (name of fraternity) is the best frat All the other’s suck (fraternity name [...]
people think its funny but its just brown and runny diarrhea -Jody, Newton, MA
Wake up in the morning Put your feet on the floor 50 yard dash to the outhouse door Diarrhea… -Tom, Deerfield, Illinois
Stop, move back You need a tic tac Not a tic not a tac But you need the whole pack Helen Huck; Kennesaw, GA My mother taught me an old cheer to taunt opposing teams: Strawberry shortcake, banana split, Your team plays like a bucket of– Shift to the left, shift to the right, Stand [...]
when youre walkin down the hall and you feel somethin fall diarrhea! -Legacy Tatum, Tallahassee FL
When your driving in a van and you need to use the can diarrhea, diarrhea. -Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN