Milk Milk Lemonade » poop http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 More Milk and Lemonade http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2012/01/31/more-milk-and-lemonade/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2012/01/31/more-milk-and-lemonade/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:03:58 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=338 Glass of milk, lemonade,
Go around fudge is made,
Stick your finger in the hole
Out comes a tootsie roll
Stick it in a little more now you have a chocolate bar
Stick it in all the way, now you have a milky way

Submitted by Jessica – Old Bethpage,NY early 90s

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2012/01/31/more-milk-and-lemonade/feed/ 0 Old lady named Dot http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/04/27/old-lady-named-dot/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/04/27/old-lady-named-dot/#comments Tue, 27 Apr 2010 10:20:15 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=310 There was an old lady named Dot,
Who lived on dogshit and snot,
When she could not get these,
She ate the green cheese,
That she got from inside her twat.

-Rod Brock

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couldn’t get through the bathroom door,
so he did it on the floor,
licked it up and did it some more!

Oklahoma City, circa 1989.

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dropped a message from the sky,
as I wiped it from my eye,
I thanked the lord Cows don’t fly!

Andrew, Hobart, Tasmania
This one is similar to one alreadt on your site, but sufficiently different to be included.

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Do’n 88
Look’n for a toilet
Pttth! too late!

Andrew, Hobart, Tasmania

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She got meatballs on her titties
She got bacon and eggs between her legs
Oh, ain’t yo mama pretty

I took her to a party
She turned around and farted
I asked her why she did it
She turned around and shitted

-Katie Gentry, Green Bay, WI
Circa My mom taught me this when I was 7

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An elderly relative used to sing this when she was doing her housework, and as a kid I just picked it up deriving much pleasure from it across the years. That was in Bellingham, Washington, U.S.A

The old lady went upstairs to get some gin
She fell in the piss-pot, up to her chin
Well, she couldn’t swim and she couldn’t float
Then she felt those turds a-runnin’ down her throat
Well, she whooped and she hollered and she shit on the floor
And wipe her ass, her big old ass, on the knob of the door.
-Anon, Bellingham, WA

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your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit
your daddy’s in jail
your brother’s in hell
your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale
-Mike, Idaho

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/13/mother-fucker/feed/ 21 Pile of shit http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/04/pile-of-shit/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/04/pile-of-shit/#comments Mon, 04 Jan 2010 17:00:11 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=209 Hold your mouth open from the sides using your fingers and say: I was born on a pirate ship
(Comes out: I was born on a pile of shit)

-Milena, Ontario

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don’t scream, i don’t cry. i thank the lord that cow’s
can’t fly!
-Juan

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