There was an old lady named Dot,
Who lived on dogshit and snot,
When she could not get these,
She ate the green cheese,
That she got from inside her twat.
-Rod Brock
There was an old lady named Dot,
Who lived on dogshit and snot,
When she could not get these,
She ate the green cheese,
That she got from inside her twat.
-Rod Brock
Fatty, fatty, two-by-four,
couldn’t get through the bathroom door,
so he did it on the floor,
licked it up and did it some more!
Oklahoma City, circa 1989.
Little birdie flying high,
dropped a message from the sky,
as I wiped it from my eye,
I thanked the lord Cows don’t fly!
Andrew, Hobart, Tasmania
This one is similar to one alreadt on your site, but sufficiently different to be included.
Speed’n ’round the corner
Do’n 88
Look’n for a toilet
Pttth! too late!
Andrew, Hobart, Tasmania
Ain’t yo mama pretty
She got meatballs on her titties
She got bacon and eggs between her legs
Oh, ain’t yo mama pretty
I took her to a party
She turned around and farted
I asked her why she did it
She turned around and shitted
-Katie Gentry, Green Bay, WI
Circa My mom taught me this when I was 7
An elderly relative used to sing this when she was doing her housework, and as a kid I just picked it up deriving much pleasure from it across the years. That was in Bellingham, Washington, U.S.A
The old lady went upstairs to get some gin
She fell in the piss-pot, up to her chin
Well, she couldn’t swim [...]
Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch
your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit
your daddy’s in jail
your brother’s in hell
your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale
-Mike, Idaho
Hold your mouth open from the sides using your fingers and say: I was born on a pirate ship
(Comes out: I was born on a pile of shit)
-Milena, Ontario
Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poopie in my eye. i
don’t scream, i don’t cry. i thank the lord that cow’s
can’t fly!
-Juan
Ain’t your mama pretty,
she got meatballs on her titty.
I took her to a party,
she turned around and farted.
I asked her why she did it,
she turned around and shitted.
Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984