Milk Milk Lemonade

Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

More Milk and Lemonade

Posted on January 31st, 2012 by admin

Glass of milk, lemonade, Go around fudge is made, Stick your finger in the hole Out comes a tootsie roll Stick it in a little more now you have a chocolate bar Stick it in all the way, now you have a milky way Submitted by Jessica – Old Bethpage,NY early 90s

Old lady named Dot

Posted on April 27th, 2010 by admin

There was an old lady named Dot, Who lived on dogshit and snot, When she could not get these, She ate the green cheese, That she got from inside her twat. -Rod Brock

Fatty fatty two by four

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by admin

Fatty, fatty, two-by-four, couldn’t get through the bathroom door, so he did it on the floor, licked it up and did it some more! Oklahoma City, circa 1989.

Birdie in the sky

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by admin

Little birdie flying high, dropped a message from the sky, as I wiped it from my eye, I thanked the lord Cows don’t fly! Andrew, Hobart, Tasmania This one is similar to one alreadt on your site, but sufficiently different to be included.

Speed’n ’round the corner

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by admin

Speed’n ’round the corner Do’n 88 Look’n for a toilet Pttth! too late! Andrew, Hobart, Tasmania

Yo Mama

Posted on January 21st, 2010 by admin

Ain’t yo mama pretty She got meatballs on her titties She got bacon and eggs between her legs Oh, ain’t yo mama pretty I took her to a party She turned around and farted I asked her why she did it She turned around and shitted -Katie Gentry, Green Bay, WI Circa My mom taught […]

The Old Lady

Posted on January 16th, 2010 by admin

An elderly relative used to sing this when she was doing her housework, and as a kid I just picked it up deriving much pleasure from it across the years. That was in Bellingham, Washington, U.S.A The old lady went upstairs to get some gin She fell in the piss-pot, up to her chin Well, […]

Mother Fucker

Posted on January 13th, 2010 by admin

Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit your daddy’s in jail your brother’s in hell your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale -Mike, Idaho

Pile of shit

Posted on January 4th, 2010 by admin

Hold your mouth open from the sides using your fingers and say: I was born on a pirate ship (Comes out: I was born on a pile of shit) -Milena, Ontario

Little Birdie in the Sky

Posted on December 31st, 2009 by admin

Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poopie in my eye. i don’t scream, i don’t cry. i thank the lord that cow’s can’t fly! -Juan

 
 
 

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