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Lincoln, Lincoln

Posted on January 30th, 2010 by admin

Lincoln, Lincoln
I’ve been thinkin’
What the heck have you been drinkin’
Looks like water, tastes like wine
oh my gosh its turpintine
-Joe Geraci, Portsmouth, NH

Drug song

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

To the tune of Frere Jaques
ELECTION 1988
Marijuana, Marijuana,
LSD, LSD,
Betty Crocker makes it
Mike Dukakis takes it
Why don’t we?
Why don’t we?
-M. Whited, Texas
Circa 1988

 
 
 

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