Whistle while you work Hitler was a jerk Mussolini bit his weenie now it doesn’t work -Jody, Newton, MA
Whistle while you work Hitler was a jerk Mussolini bit his weenie now it doesn’t work -Jody, Newton, MA
this is my first dirty joke ever, that i learned in kindergarten in Greenbush, ME, which at the time i found quite hilarious because it contained the word “ding dong” Tigers have stripes all the way to their Ding Dong! Avon lady calling! -Jody, Newton, MA
Down by the station Where no one goes Sat (girl’s name) without any clothes Along came (boy’s name) swinging his chain Down went his pants and out it came 3 months later all was well 6 months later it started to swell 9 months later out it came A little baby (boy’s name) swinging his [...]
Firecracker Firecracker T N T Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars. (or Boys go to Venus to get a bigger penis.) -Tom, Deerfield, Illinois
Yankee Doodle went to town Riding on your mother Every time they hit a bump You got another brother -Martin Bargetz, Bellingham, WA
My friend Billy had a ten foot willy And he showed it to the girl next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And now it’s only four foot four. -A. Nonymous, London England
There’s a skeeter on my peter, flick it off! There’s a skeeter on my peter, flick it off! Look at him, he’s got a dozen, I can really hear them buzzin’, There’s a skeeter on my peter, flick it off! -Rob, NJ Circa 1990′s
It’s a man’s obligation To stick his boneration In a woman’s separation. This sort of penetration Will increase the population Of the younger generation. -Jack, Staten Island, New York
some of these are gloriously rude! (to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean) my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin, my 2-skin lies over my 3 my 3-skin lies over my foreskin, so pull back my foreskin for me. pull back, pull back, pull back my foreskin for me, for me pull back, [...]
The angle of the dangle Is directly proportional To the heat of the meat Over the mass of the ass Times the stink of the pink -B. Punzlif, Florida