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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Popeye the sailor man

Posted on March 10th, 2014 by admin

I’m popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the gas
and I burned my ass
I’m Popeye the Sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the heater and burned off my wiener
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man! TOOT TOOT

It’s the boy’s occupation

Posted on February 17th, 2014 by admin

Jennifer says… It’s the boy’s occupation To stick his cocktatation In the girl’s ventilation To increase the population Of the younger generation If you want a demonstration Please lie down. I learned this in middle school in dallas, texas in 1996. i didn’t get it at first, but the more i thought about it, the […]

Man Named Jed

Posted on September 19th, 2010 by admin

Warning: This contains a racial slur which was meant to infer Jed’s racist mentality and hillbilly ignorance. Well, lemme’ tell ya story ’bout a man named Jed Born a motherfucker with a rubber on his head Then one day When he was shootin’ at some “Jews” (or “spooks”) Out from the barn comes Elly May […]

Old McDonald and his other monkey wrench

Posted on January 29th, 2010 by admin

Old McDonald sittin’ on a fence Pickin’ his dick with a monkey wrench Wrench got hot Burnt his balls Pissed all over his overalls If I die Bury me Hang my balls on a cherry tree If they fall Send them back Send them back to Radio Shack! Shana San Mateo, CA circa 1989

Man from Nantucket

Posted on January 29th, 2010 by admin

there once was a man from nantucket, his dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin while scratching his chin, if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it. -Zach Finch

Man named Jed

Posted on January 29th, 2010 by admin

Oh let me tell you a story about a man named Jed Took Mary Ellen and threw her on the bed Zipped down his pants, out came the worm Into her cunt went the bubbly sperm There is more to this one, I think, something about granny showing a two by four or something up […]

Mean Motherfucker

Posted on January 14th, 2010 by admin

Apparently, racism wasn’t that big of a deal back in the ’80s. I’m a mean motherfucker, I’m a jungle man I’m walkin through the woods with my dick in my hand I look up in a tree, what do I see it’s a big fat nigger tryin to piss on me so I bust out […]

Broken dick

Posted on January 12th, 2010 by admin

Walkin down the halls scratchin my balls my dick got caught in the elevator walls my sister screamed my dick turned green that was the end of my little ding a ling I called the doctor, the doctor said sorry son but your dick is dead -Mike, Idaho

Ronald Regan

Posted on January 11th, 2010 by admin

Old Ronnie Reagan was a good old man. He washed his face with a frying pan. He jumped out the window with his dick in his hand Saying “Hey motherfuckers, I’m Superman!” -J. Rose, Philadelphia, PA, Circa 1984

Abe Lincoln

Posted on January 10th, 2010 by admin

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand. Said excuse me ladies just doin my duty so pull down your pants and give me some booty. -Hank, MO

 
 
 

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