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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Asshole

Posted on March 13th, 2014 by admin

Art learned this in grade school in Vancouver. Asshole, asshole, A soldier I will be; To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee; I fight for my cunt, I fight for my cunt, I fight for my country!

Old McDonald and his other monkey wrench

Posted on January 29th, 2010 by admin

Old McDonald sittin’ on a fence Pickin’ his dick with a monkey wrench Wrench got hot Burnt his balls Pissed all over his overalls If I die Bury me Hang my balls on a cherry tree If they fall Send them back Send them back to Radio Shack! Shana San Mateo, CA circa 1989

Wee Wee Tot

Posted on January 22nd, 2010 by admin

When I was a wee wee tot they took me from my warm warm cot and sat me on a cold cold pot and made me wee wee whether I could or not -Beth, Philadelphia

The Old Lady

Posted on January 16th, 2010 by admin

An elderly relative used to sing this when she was doing her housework, and as a kid I just picked it up deriving much pleasure from it across the years. That was in Bellingham, Washington, U.S.A The old lady went upstairs to get some gin She fell in the piss-pot, up to her chin Well, […]

Old McDonald can’t catch a break

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Old McDonald, sittin’ on a fence Beatin’ his meat with a monkey wrench Missed his dick and hit his balls Blood all over his overalls also Old McDonald sittin on a fence, picked his balls with a monkey wrench. Wrench got hot and burned his balls, pissed all over his overalls. Went to the Doctor […]

Goodies from the UK

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

some of these are gloriously rude! (to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean) my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin, my 2-skin lies over my 3 my 3-skin lies over my foreskin, so pull back my foreskin for me. pull back, pull back, pull back my foreskin for me, for me pull back, […]

If it’s yellow, let it mellow

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

If it’s yellow let it mellow, If it’s brown flush it down. -Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN

 
 
 

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