Old McDonald sittin’ on a fence
Pickin’ his dick with a monkey wrench
Wrench got hot
Burnt his balls
Pissed all over his overalls
If I die
Bury me
Hang my balls on a cherry tree
If they fall
Send them back
Send them back to Radio Shack!
Shana
San Mateo, CA circa 1989
When I was a wee wee tot
they took me from my warm warm cot
and sat me on a cold cold pot
and made me wee wee
whether I could or not
-Beth, Philadelphia
An elderly relative used to sing this when she was doing her housework, and as a kid I just picked it up deriving much pleasure from it across the years. That was in Bellingham, Washington, U.S.A
The old lady went upstairs to get some gin
She fell in the piss-pot, up to her chin
Well, she couldn’t swim [...]
Old McDonald, sittin’ on a fence
Beatin’ his meat with a monkey wrench
Missed his dick and hit his balls
Blood all over his overalls
also
Old McDonald sittin on a fence, picked his balls with a monkey wrench.
Wrench got hot and burned his balls, pissed all over his overalls.
Went to the Doctor and the doctor said, sorry Fred your [...]
some of these are gloriously rude!
(to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean)
my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin,
my 2-skin lies over my 3
my 3-skin lies over my foreskin,
so pull back my foreskin for me.
pull back, pull back,
pull back my foreskin for me, for me
pull back, pull back,
oh pull back my foreskin for me.
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there [...]
If it’s yellow let it mellow,
If it’s brown flush it down.
-Justin V.H., Cottage Grove, MN
