Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high undid his fly and asked Jill if she wanna, Jill said yes tore off her dress and they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her Pill and now they have a son. -Jason, Canada
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high undid his fly and asked Jill if she wanna, Jill said yes tore off her dress and they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her Pill and now they have a son. -Jason, Canada
Old Ronnie Reagan was a good old man. He washed his face with a frying pan. He jumped out the window with his dick in his hand Saying “Hey motherfuckers, I’m Superman!” -J. Rose, Philadelphia, PA, Circa 1984
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand. Said excuse me ladies just doin my duty so pull down your pants and give me some booty. -Hank, MO
On top of old smokey all covered in blood I shot I shot my poor teacher with a 44 stud. I went to her funeral I went to her grave, some people thew flowers I threw hand granades. She got up and chased me so I cut off her head. It rolled down the drive [...]
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Whistle while you work Hitler was a jerk Mussolini bit his weenie now it doesn’t work -Jody, Newton, MA
Here’s one I learned in Newton, MA from three little girls I nannied Rip, rip, rip your pants gently down the seam, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily hear the ladies scream -Jody Gontoski, Newton, MA
Oh beautiful for smog filled skies and insecticided grain For strip mined mountains majesty above the asphalt plains. America, America, man’s shed his waste on thee. And hidden thine pines with billboards signs from sea to sludge filled sea. -Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA
This land is my land This land’s not your land. I got a shot gun and you ain’t got one If you don’t get off I’ll blow your head off This land is private property. -Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA
Comet, it makes your mouth turn green Comet, it tastes like kerosene Comet, it makes you vomit So go get some Comit and vomit today -A. Robbins, Oklahoma