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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Red hot shit

Posted on March 12th, 2014 by admin

The Addams family started
when Uncle Fester farted
They all came out retarded
The Addams Family!

Popeye the sailor man

Posted on March 10th, 2014 by admin

I’m popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the gas
and I burned my ass
I’m Popeye the Sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the heater and burned off my wiener
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man! TOOT TOOT

I am Pothead man!

Posted on October 14th, 2013 by admin

I am pothead man smokin marijuana from a pepsi can i took pcp and now the purple chickens are after me! a friend of mine used to sing this back in high school, san gabriel, ca. 2003

Various Rhymes

Posted on February 2nd, 2012 by admin

I hate you You hate me Let’s team up and kill Barney With a 45 and a shot right to his head We’re so glad that Barney’s dead Deck the halls with gasoline Light a match and watch it gleam Watch your school burn down to ashes Ain’t you glad you played with matches I’m […]

Spike Milligan says…

Posted on January 26th, 2012 by admin

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I’ll draw a sketch of thee, What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? Submitted by Dermot

Man Named Jed

Posted on September 19th, 2010 by admin

Warning: This contains a racial slur which was meant to infer Jed’s racist mentality and hillbilly ignorance. Well, lemme’ tell ya story ’bout a man named Jed Born a motherfucker with a rubber on his head Then one day When he was shootin’ at some “Jews” (or “spooks”) Out from the barn comes Elly May […]

Barney poem

Posted on April 27th, 2010 by admin

I love you, you love me You can contact my attorney ‘Cause I’m worth millions And if you want a cut You can kiss my purple butt. – Heard several years ago in Bellingham, WA, at a party, I think.

Man named Jed

Posted on January 29th, 2010 by admin

Oh let me tell you a story about a man named Jed Took Mary Ellen and threw her on the bed Zipped down his pants, out came the worm Into her cunt went the bubbly sperm There is more to this one, I think, something about granny showing a two by four or something up […]

Twink! John’s a fairy!

Posted on January 26th, 2010 by admin

(sung to the tune of “Pop goes the Weasel”) Oh, John [or whomever you were insulting] doesn’t go out with girls no more He thinks he’ll never get married He stays at home and plays with himself Twink! John’s a fairy! -Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, […]

On Top Of Old Smoky again

Posted on January 25th, 2010 by admin

On top of old Smoky All covered with sand I shot my true love with a red rubber band I shot her with care I shot her with pride Who could have missed her, She was forty feet wide I went to her funeral I went to her grave While the others threw flowers I […]

 
 
 

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