Milk Milk Lemonade » old macdonald http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Old McDonald and his other monkey wrench http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/29/old-mcdonald-and-his-other-monkey-wrench/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/29/old-mcdonald-and-his-other-monkey-wrench/#comments Fri, 29 Jan 2010 19:20:08 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=304 Old McDonald sittin’ on a fence
Pickin’ his dick with a monkey wrench
Wrench got hot
Burnt his balls
Pissed all over his overalls
If I die
Bury me
Hang my balls on a cherry tree
If they fall
Send them back
Send them back to Radio Shack!

Shana
San Mateo, CA circa 1989

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Beatin’ his meat with a monkey wrench
Missed his dick and hit his balls
Blood all over his overalls
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Old McDonald sittin on a fence, picked his balls with a monkey wrench.
Wrench got hot and burned his balls, pissed all over his overalls.
Went to the Doctor and the doctor said, sorry Fred your balls are dead.
-Simon Chan

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picking his balls with a monkey wrench
he went to the doctor and the doctor said
oh my gosh your balls are dead
-BHARATHI GOWDA

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