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Man Named Jed

admin — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 06:02:32 +0000

Warning: This contains a racial slur which was meant to infer Jed’s racist mentality and hillbilly ignorance.

Well, lemme’ tell ya story
’bout a man named Jed
Born a motherfucker
with a rubber on his head

Then one day
When he was shootin’
at some “Jews” (or “spooks”)
Out from the barn comes Elly May nude
Nude that is, no clothes on

Next thing ya know
Old Jed’s sittin’ there
Suckin’ on her tits
and pullin’ on her hair

Down goes the zipper
and out comes the worm
Out from the worm
Cums a bubblin’ sperm
Sperm that is, wet dream

~Buffalo Grove, IL

Abe Lincoln

admin — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 17:00:03 +0000

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
jumped out the window with his dick in his hand.
Said excuse me ladies just doin my duty
so pull down your pants and give me some booty.
-Hank, MO

Shake it

admin — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 17:00:19 +0000

We’re going to Chicago
We’re going to the fair
to see a naked lady
with flowers in her hair.
So, shake it baby shake it,
shake if it you can,
shake it to make milkshake
and drink it from a man
-Milena, Ontario

Down by the Station

admin — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:49:22 +0000

Down by the station Where no one goes
Sat (girl’s name) without any clothes
Along came (boy’s name) swinging his chain
Down went his pants and out it came
3 months later all was well
6 months later it started to swell
9 months later out it came
A little baby (boy’s name) swinging his chain
-Tom, Deerfield, Illinois