Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
jumped out the window with his dick in his hand.
Said excuse me ladies just doin my duty
so pull down your pants and give me some booty.
-Hank, MO
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
jumped out the window with his dick in his hand.
Said excuse me ladies just doin my duty
so pull down your pants and give me some booty.
-Hank, MO
We’re going to Chicago
We’re going to the fair
to see a naked lady
with flowers in her hair.
So, shake it baby shake it,
shake if it you can,
shake it to make milkshake
and drink it from a man
-Milena, Ontario
Down by the station Where no one goes
Sat (girl’s name) without any clothes
Along came (boy’s name) swinging his chain
Down went his pants and out it came
3 months later all was well
6 months later it started to swell
9 months later out it came
A little baby (boy’s name) swinging his chain
-Tom, Deerfield, Illinois