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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Man Named Jed

Posted on September 19th, 2010 by admin

Warning: This contains a racial slur which was meant to infer Jed’s racist mentality and hillbilly ignorance. Well, lemme’ tell ya story ’bout a man named Jed Born a motherfucker with a rubber on his head Then one day When he was shootin’ at some “Jews” (or “spooks”) Out from the barn comes Elly May […]

Abe Lincoln

Posted on January 10th, 2010 by admin

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand. Said excuse me ladies just doin my duty so pull down your pants and give me some booty. -Hank, MO

Shake it

Posted on January 3rd, 2010 by admin

We’re going to Chicago We’re going to the fair to see a naked lady with flowers in her hair. So, shake it baby shake it, shake if it you can, shake it to make milkshake and drink it from a man -Milena, Ontario

Down by the Station

Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by admin

Down by the station Where no one goes Sat (girl’s name) without any clothes Along came (boy’s name) swinging his chain Down went his pants and out it came 3 months later all was well 6 months later it started to swell 9 months later out it came A little baby (boy’s name) swinging his […]

 
 
 

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