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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Dog named Jack

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by admin

I had a little dog his name was Jack. He shit all over the railroad track. The train came by the shit flew high and hit the conductor right in the eye. I had a little monkey I sent him to the country fed him on a loaf of gingerbread. Ziffo! Zafffo! kicked him in […]

Pranks

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Q. What time is it? A. Half past a monkey’s ass, quarter til his balls. -Reed, Wyoming

A bunch of jumprope rhymes

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Fudge, fudge call the judge Mama’s gonna have a baby Wrap it toilet paper Send it down the escalator What’s it gonna be? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets? Cin-der-ella, hair of yella Went upstairs to kiss a fella How […]

Ol’ MacDonald

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Old McDonald sitting on a fence picking his balls with a monkey wrench he went to the doctor and the doctor said oh my gosh your balls are dead -BHARATHI GOWDA

Pranks for kids

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Oh yeah…a cool trick to play on kids… Q: What were you eating under there? A: Huh? Under where? Q: HAH-HAAAAH! You were eating underwear!! ok one more… Tell the kid, “When I say ‘I’m a gold lock’, you say ‘I’m a gold key’, and when I say ‘I’m a silver lock’ you say ‘I’m […]

More gopher guts

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts mutiliated monkey meat dirty little birdy’s feet lukewarm vomit floatin’ down the avenue don’t you wish you had a spoon…. or even a straw -S. Edmonds, Larned, KS

Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts Mutilated monkey meat Dead baby parakeets Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts And me without my spoon Many variations exist. “[your name here]’s Made of greasy, grimy…”, “chopped up liver meat” instead of “dead baby parakeets”, “french-fried eyeballs boiled in a pot of beans” instead […]

Monkey bum

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

What are you going to do for a face when the monkey wants his bum back? -A. Nonymous, England

 
 
 

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