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McDonalds

admin — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:00:24 +0000

McDonalds is your kind of place
They serve you rattle snakes
Hamburgers up the nose
French fries between the toes
And the last time I was there
They served my underwear
McDonalds is your kind of place

-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa Around fourth grade, 1972

Yo Mama

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:00:23 +0000

Ain’t yo mama pretty
She got meatballs on her titties
She got bacon and eggs between her legs
Oh, ain’t yo mama pretty

I took her to a party
She turned around and farted
I asked her why she did it
She turned around and shitted

-Katie Gentry, Green Bay, WI
Circa My mom taught me this when I was 7

Meatball titties

admin — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:52:42 +0000

Ain’t your mama pretty,
she got meatballs on her titty.
I took her to a party,
she turned around and farted.
I asked her why she did it,
she turned around and shitted.

Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984

Poor Pistol Paul Pete

admin — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:34:18 +0000

Down the road came pistol paul pete
20 pounds of swinging meat

down the road came mary brown
she swore no man could lay her down

pistol paul pete got her in the grass
stuck his peter up her ass

mary brown let a fart
blew his peter half apart

down the road came pistol paul pete
20 pounds of shreded meat

Submitted by Kathie

More of Mary’s lamb

admin — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:21:53 +0000

Heard these on the playground in Julian California beginning in 1988. I think the Mary Little Lamb variation is from Mad Magazine

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

Mary had a little lamb
Which fleeece was white as snow
and everywhere that Mary went
the lamb was sure to go.

Then one day the price of meat raised
which really didn’t please her
But tonight she’s having leg of lamb
and the rest is in the freezer

ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT

Row, Row, Row, your boat
Gently down the stream
Push your teacher over board
And listen to her scream

Five days later floating down the Delware
Chewing on her underwear
Couldn’t afford another pair

Ten days latter bitten by a polar bear
… Poor little polar bear died

Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts

admin — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:51:17 +0000

Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Dead baby parakeets
Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
And me without my spoon

Many variations exist. “[your name here]’s Made of greasy, grimy…”, “chopped up liver meat” instead of “dead baby parakeets”, “french-fried eyeballs boiled in a pot of beans” instead of the second-to-last line, “oops, I forgot my spoon.”
-A. Robbins, Oklahoma