McDonalds is your kind of place
They serve you rattle snakes
Hamburgers up the nose
French fries between the toes
And the last time I was there
They served my underwear
McDonalds is your kind of place
-Trent Eades, These were learned while I was in grade school in Great Falls, Montana:
Circa Around fourth grade, 1972
Ain’t yo mama pretty
She got meatballs on her titties
She got bacon and eggs between her legs
Oh, ain’t yo mama pretty
I took her to a party
She turned around and farted
I asked her why she did it
She turned around and shitted
-Katie Gentry, Green Bay, WI
Circa My mom taught me this when I was 7
Ain’t your mama pretty,
she got meatballs on her titty.
I took her to a party,
she turned around and farted.
I asked her why she did it,
she turned around and shitted.
Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984
Down the road came pistol paul pete
20 pounds of swinging meat
down the road came mary brown
she swore no man could lay her down
pistol paul pete got her in the grass
stuck his peter up her ass
mary brown let a fart
blew his peter half apart
down the road came pistol paul pete
20 pounds of shreded meat
Submitted by Kathie
Heard these on the playground in Julian California beginning in 1988. I think the Mary Little Lamb variation is from Mad Magazine
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Mary had a little lamb
Which fleeece was white as snow
and everywhere that Mary went
the lamb was sure to go.
Then one day the price of meat raised
which really didn’t please [...]
Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Dead baby parakeets
Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
And me without my spoon
Many variations exist. “[your name here]’s Made of greasy, grimy…”, “chopped up liver meat” instead of “dead baby parakeets”, “french-fried eyeballs boiled in a pot of beans” instead of the second-to-last line, “oops, [...]
