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Lincoln, Lincoln

Posted on January 30th, 2010 by admin

Lincoln, Lincoln
I’ve been thinkin’
What the heck have you been drinkin’
Looks like water, tastes like wine
oh my gosh its turpintine
-Joe Geraci, Portsmouth, NH

Abe Lincoln

Posted on January 10th, 2010 by admin

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
jumped out the window with his dick in his hand.
Said excuse me ladies just doin my duty
so pull down your pants and give me some booty.
-Hank, MO

 
 
 

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