Heard these on the playground in Julian California beginning in 1988. I think the Mary Little Lamb variation is from Mad Magazine
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Mary had a little lamb
Which fleeece was white as snow
and everywhere that Mary went
the lamb was sure to go.
Then one day the price of meat raised
which really didn’t please [...]
this aint really a kid’s rhyme, and it’s unattributed by the source I got it from sclerotic-rings.livejournal.com, but this seems kind of appropriate anyhow…
“Mary had a little lamb,
A lobster and some prunes,
A slice of cake, a piece of pie,
And then some macaroons.
It made the naughty waiters grin
To see her order so,
And when they carried Mary [...]
some of these are gloriously rude!
(to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean)
my 1-skin lies over my 2-skin,
my 2-skin lies over my 3
my 3-skin lies over my foreskin,
so pull back my foreskin for me.
pull back, pull back,
pull back my foreskin for me, for me
pull back, pull back,
oh pull back my foreskin for me.
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there [...]
