Milk Milk Lemonade » jack http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Jill, you tart! http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/23/jill-you-tart/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/23/jill-you-tart/#comments Sat, 23 Jan 2010 08:26:08 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=294 Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two fifty.

raleigh n c 1985

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/23/jill-you-tart/feed/ 0 Dog named Jack http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/23/287/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/23/287/#comments Sat, 23 Jan 2010 08:21:25 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=287 I had a little dog his name was Jack.
He shit all over the railroad track.

The train came by the shit flew high
and hit the conductor right in the eye.

I had a little monkey I sent him to the country
fed him on a loaf of gingerbread.
Ziffo! Zafffo! kicked him in the asshole
now my monkeys dead.

PGA Crete, Illinois

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