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Dirty children's schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Jill, you tart!

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by admin

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two fifty.
raleigh n c 1985

Dog named Jack

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 by admin

I had a little dog his name was Jack.
He shit all over the railroad track.
The train came by the shit flew high
and hit the conductor right in the eye.
I had a little monkey I sent him to the country
fed him on a loaf of gingerbread.
Ziffo! Zafffo! kicked him in the asshole
now my monkeys dead.
PGA Crete, [...]

 
 
 

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