Milk Milk Lemonade » insults http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Ugly http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/31/ugly/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/31/ugly/#comments Sun, 31 Jan 2010 17:00:59 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=269 U-G-L-Y You ain’t got no alibi you ugly what what you ugly
M-A-M-A How you think you got that way yo mama what what yo mama
-Laurence Holliman, Mound Bayou, MS
Circa elementary school

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/31/ugly/feed/ 1 Smokey the Bear http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/smokey-the-bear/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/smokey-the-bear/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:16:50 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=137 Smokey the Bear,
You better comb your hair,
Or people come along
And strip you bare.

Have a beer,
Or kiss my rear!
Hey Smokey the Bear
You better comb your hair,
Or put on a hat,
Cause you look so fat…

And chubby,
And chubby,
And chu-u-u-ubby!
-Andy Faust

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