U-G-L-Y You ain’t got no alibi you ugly what what you ugly
M-A-M-A How you think you got that way yo mama what what yo mama
-Laurence Holliman, Mound Bayou, MS
Circa elementary school
U-G-L-Y You ain’t got no alibi you ugly what what you ugly
M-A-M-A How you think you got that way yo mama what what yo mama
-Laurence Holliman, Mound Bayou, MS
Circa elementary school
Smokey the Bear,
You better comb your hair,
Or people come along
And strip you bare.
Have a beer,
Or kiss my rear!
Hey Smokey the Bear
You better comb your hair,
Or put on a hat,
Cause you look so fat…
And chubby,
And chubby,
And chu-u-u-ubby!
-Andy Faust