Tic tac toe three in a row
Barney got shot by a GI Joe
Barney called the doctor and The Doctor Said
Whoop Barneys Dead Whoop Barneys Dead.

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I hate you, you hate me, lets hang barney from a tree
with a shot gun bang blood is on the floor
no more purple dinosaur.

ALSO

I hate you, you hate me lets hang Barney from a tree
with a bullet in his chest and an arrow in his head
now that purple dinos’ dead.

-Marj Mears, Tulsa, Oklahoma
Circa Early ’90s