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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Man Named Jed

Posted on September 19th, 2010 by admin

Warning: This contains a racial slur which was meant to infer Jed’s racist mentality and hillbilly ignorance. Well, lemme’ tell ya story ’bout a man named Jed Born a motherfucker with a rubber on his head Then one day When he was shootin’ at some “Jews” (or “spooks”) Out from the barn comes Elly May […]

Burning of the School

Posted on January 24th, 2010 by admin

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule Now we’re marching down to hang the principal Our truth goes marching on Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I hid behind the door with a loaded 44 And the […]

Mean Motherfucker

Posted on January 14th, 2010 by admin

Apparently, racism wasn’t that big of a deal back in the ’80s. I’m a mean motherfucker, I’m a jungle man I’m walkin through the woods with my dick in my hand I look up in a tree, what do I see it’s a big fat nigger tryin to piss on me so I bust out […]

On top of old smokey

Posted on January 7th, 2010 by admin

On top of old smokey all covered in blood I shot I shot my poor teacher with a 44 stud. I went to her funeral I went to her grave, some people thew flowers I threw hand granades. She got up and chased me so I cut off her head. It rolled down the drive […]

This land is my land

Posted on December 26th, 2009 by admin

This land is my land This land’s not your land. I got a shot gun and you ain’t got one If you don’t get off I’ll blow your head off This land is private property. -Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA

More glory

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

glory, glory halelujah teacher hit me with a ruler i hid behind the door with a loaded .44 she ain’t my teacher no more. —– (sung to ‘On top of Old Smokey’) On top of the school bus all covered in blood i shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug i went to her […]

Burning of the school

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

To the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic: My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school. We have tortured every teacher. We have broken every rule. We have barbecued the principal and destroyed the PTA Our school keeps burning on. Glory, glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I […]

 
 
 

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