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Burning of the School

Posted on January 24th, 2010 by admin

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule
Now we’re marching down to hang the principal
Our truth goes marching on
Glory, glory, hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind the door with a loaded 44
And the teacher don’t teach no more.
-Trent Eades, These [...]

Mean Motherfucker

Posted on January 14th, 2010 by admin

Apparently, racism wasn’t that big of a deal back in the ’80s.
I’m a mean motherfucker, I’m a jungle man
I’m walkin through the woods with my dick in my hand
I look up in a tree, what do I see
it’s a big fat nigger tryin to piss on me
so I bust out my glock
shot him in the [...]

On top of old smokey

Posted on January 7th, 2010 by admin

On top of old smokey
all covered in blood
I shot I shot my poor teacher
with a 44 stud.
I went to her funeral
I went to her grave,
some people thew flowers
I threw hand granades.
She got up and chased
me so I cut off her head.
It rolled down the drive way
and into the street
and now all the cats
have something to [...]

This land is my land

Posted on December 26th, 2009 by admin

This land is my land
This land’s not your land.
I got a shot gun
and you ain’t got one
If you don’t get off
I’ll blow your head off
This land is private property.
-Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA

More glory

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

glory, glory halelujah
teacher hit me with a ruler
i hid behind the door with a loaded .44
she ain’t my teacher no more.
—–
(sung to ‘On top of Old Smokey’)
On top of the school bus
all covered in blood
i shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug
i went to her funeral
i went to her grave
everybody threw flowers
i threw a [...]

Burning of the school

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

To the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic:
My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school.
We have tortured every teacher. We have broken every rule.
We have barbecued the principal and destroyed the PTA
Our school keeps burning on.
Glory, glory hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind the door with a loaded [...]

 
 
 

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