Milk Milk Lemonade » gross http://www.milkmilklemonade.com Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Never Laugh When A Hearse Goes By http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2012/02/05/never-laugh-when-a-hearse-goes-by/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2012/02/05/never-laugh-when-a-hearse-goes-by/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:59:50 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=346 the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
the worms play pinochle (sp?) on your snout
they eat the boogers from in your nose
they eat the jam between your toes

From Topher, Dallas, Texas

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What’s the definition of gross? A baby after two minutes in a microwave
(Also, “What’s the definition of stupid? Two bald men fighting over a comb” but that’s not a funny ;-)
-Milena, Ontario

]]> http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2010/01/05/definitions/feed/ 0 Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/greasy-grimy-gopher-guts/ http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/2009/12/08/greasy-grimy-gopher-guts/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:51:17 +0000 admin http://www.milkmilklemonade.com/?p=92 Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Dead baby parakeets
Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
And me without my spoon

Many variations exist. “[your name here]‘s Made of greasy, grimy…”, “chopped up liver meat” instead of “dead baby parakeets”, “french-fried eyeballs boiled in a pot of beans” instead of the second-to-last line, “oops, I forgot my spoon.”
-A. Robbins, Oklahoma

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