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Woke Up This Mornin’

Posted on January 7th, 2015 by admin

CapnPseudo says, “I learned this from my father when I was a kid, and apparently it was something kids sang in his elementary sometime in the early 70’s.” When I woke up this mornin’, I looked upon the wall, the boogies and the bedbugs were playing a game of ball. The score was 6 to […]

What’s Grosser than Gross?

Posted on May 2nd, 2014 by admin

Don’t know if these have been brought up yet, but there were many of them. They began: “What’s grosser than gross?” When your audience said they didn’t know, you offered them a disgusting situation. The only one I remember off the top of my head is: What’s grosser than gross? When you’re eating a bowl […]

Never Laugh When A Hearse Goes By

Posted on February 5th, 2012 by admin

the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out the worms play pinochle (sp?) on your snout they eat the boogers from in your nose they eat the jam between your toes From Topher, Dallas, Texas

Definitions

Posted on January 5th, 2010 by admin

What’s the definition of pain? Sliding down a razor blade and falling into a pool of iodine What’s the definition of gross? A baby after two minutes in a microwave (Also, “What’s the definition of stupid? Two bald men fighting over a comb” but that’s not a funny 😉 -Milena, Ontario

Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts Mutilated monkey meat Dead baby parakeets Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts And me without my spoon Many variations exist. “[your name here]’s Made of greasy, grimy…”, “chopped up liver meat” instead of “dead baby parakeets”, “french-fried eyeballs boiled in a pot of beans” instead […]

 
 
 

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