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Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

 

Never Laugh When A Hearse Goes By

Posted on February 5th, 2012 by admin

the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out the worms play pinochle (sp?) on your snout they eat the boogers from in your nose they eat the jam between your toes From Topher, Dallas, Texas

Definitions

Posted on January 5th, 2010 by admin

What’s the definition of pain? Sliding down a razor blade and falling into a pool of iodine What’s the definition of gross? A baby after two minutes in a microwave (Also, “What’s the definition of stupid? Two bald men fighting over a comb” but that’s not a funny -Milena, Ontario

Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts Mutilated monkey meat Dead baby parakeets Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts And me without my spoon Many variations exist. “[your name here]‘s Made of greasy, grimy…”, “chopped up liver meat” instead of “dead baby parakeets”, “french-fried eyeballs boiled in a pot of beans” instead [...]

 
 
 

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