Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

Pages
- About
- Contact
Contribute

Please feel free to leave your favorite versions of these rhymes and sayings in the comments of each post. Be sure to include your geographic location and approximate time you learned the rhyme.
Twitter, etc.

We share twitter with fist of blog. Subscribe to us here.
Ads
Categories
- insults (6)
- Mean sayings (1)
- Miscellaneous (9)
- pranks (7)
- rhymes (127)
- the dozens (1)
- Uncategorized (1)
tags

alcohol babies balls boobs boogers butt butts chinese christmas death dirty words doctors dog drugs farts fire food girls gross gun japanese lsd marijuana meat monkey nudity parody pee penis poop pranks products racial rhymes school sex teacher toilets uk underwear vagina violence vomit yankee doodle your mom

On Top Of Old Smoky again

Posted on January 25th, 2010 by admin

On top of old Smoky All covered with sand I shot my true love with a red rubber band I shot her with care I shot her with pride Who could have missed her, She was forty feet wide I went to her funeral I went to her grave While the others threw flowers I [...]

Tags: death, fat, flowers, grenades, parody, violence

On top of old smokey

Posted on January 7th, 2010 by admin

On top of old smokey all covered in blood I shot I shot my poor teacher with a 44 stud. I went to her funeral I went to her grave, some people thew flowers I threw hand granades. She got up and chased me so I cut off her head. It rolled down the drive [...]

Tags: blood, cats, death, grenades, gun, parody, teacher, violence

Milk Milk Lemonade

Milk, milk
Lemonade
'Round the corner, fudge is made
Stick your finger up the hole...
Out comes a chocolate Tootsie roll.
-Harold, NOLA
Recent Rhymes
Recent Responses
- t5g on Drugs in California
- Matt on Mother Fucker
- Dellarrine on Chinese/Japanese
- rcrc on Mother Fucker
- RICH on Ol’ McaDonald
Friends
- Edible Dirt Great web comic
- Fist Of Blog funny links and videos collected from the internet.
- Funny shirts and novelties Merch Bot sells lots of novelties, including fart and poop jokes.
- Muddy Mountain Pottery West Magoon and Tana Libolt make some of the coolest hand-made Raku Ray Guns, pottery puzzle mugs, rope mugs, and ceramic dinnerware sets.
- Play Dead Pics Pictures of people playing dead
- Rainbows and Unicorns How to gut and dress a unicorn once you’ve killed it.

Children's dirty schoolyard rhymes and jokes

Pages

Contribute

Twitter, etc.

Ads

Categories

tags

On Top Of Old Smoky again

On top of old smokey

Milk Milk Lemonade

Recent Rhymes

Recent Responses

Friends